I think am in love...

There is something about you that I can not put a finger on.

You were made different and you were made just for me.

I know it from the bottom of my heart, I react to you differently than anybody or anything that I have ever encountered.

I long for you, yearn for you.

You smell good, my mouth waters when I see you.

I want you, I have to have you.

Ohhh what feeling is this that you do to me??!!

Am I in love? I think I'm in love!

I have to hold you, put you in my arms and rip you open.

Then I will put you on the tip of my lips and savour your blissfull taste...



CHEETOS CRUNCHY CHEDDAR JALAPENO, even your name - your label is a delictable experience for me as it escapes my mouth.



You are mine all mine, I will grab you from the grocery isle and bring you home.

Be alone with you.

Dim the lights, click the controls of the Component and open the televission.

Then I will spend quality time with you.

You have no idea what you do to me, your crisp, crunchy, hot and spicy taste makes me close my eyes when I pop you inside my mouth and makes me think happy thoughts.

I promise to consume you, all of you, I will not leave any morsel for the mouse to feed on.

Lick you from my fingers and even from the insides of the aluminum bag that contains you.

This time I will be selfish. I will only share you to the woman of my dreams.

My sould mate.

What is the probability of me finding that person? A million to one?

My only regret is, my greatest disappointment with my self is that I can finish you only after 3 days after I opened you up.

What a Woos!

But you know what?

I do think of you. From the moment I leave for work in the morning; I sometimes even imagine you alone, waiting for me inside the cold conditions of a refrigerator.

Wait for me, the day is almost over and we will again spend time together.

I can not wait my one and only CHEETOS CRUNCHY CHEDDAR JALAPENO....